Water Alley

"It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw." - Calvin in Calvin and Hobbes

"Arrogance has to be earned. Tell me what you’ve done to earn yours."
- The Jerk: House MD

H"Anybody can get in a fight after losing. It takes real creativity to beat up someone you just beat."
- The Jerk: House MD

"There is no such thing as dying with dignity. Whether you’re on your feet or can’t wipe your own ass, its always ugly. You live with dignity, you don’t die with it…"

Stairway to heaven: Gracilis from distal slowly inching to the proximal portion…

A colleague once made the mistake of naming the tongue the strongest muscle of the human body. Though this was reminiscent of a hilarious joke on SMS years back, she was dead serious about it. Though the strongest muscle really was the masseter, the tongue is the the strongest muscle in proportion to its size…. 

I used to think disabled people were here for my amusement.

I’m not fat! I’m festivally plump!

I looked in my mom’s closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.

I’ve been lickin’ this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don’t feel like a lesbian.

Hippies.They’re everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.