Water Alley

"Like I always say, there’s no ‘I’ in team. There’s a ‘me,’ though, if you jumble it up."
- DNR: House MD

"You ever notice all of the self-sacrificing women in history, Joan of Arc, Mother Theresa…can’t think of any others, they all die alone. Men, on the other hand, get so much tang it’s crazy."
- TB Or Not TB: House MD

"If you talk to God you’re religious. If God talks to you, you’re psychotic."
- House vs. God: House MD

External Oblique has its fibers running anteriorly and medially…

"Twenty-year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their oil filters. Which they should do more often."
- Fools For Love: House MD

"First, ‘Hector does go rug’ is a lame anagram. Want a better one for Gregory
House? ‘Huge ego, sorry.’"
- House Training, House MD

"Never is just reven spelled backwards."
- Act Your Age, House MD